Burger ROCKS!!!! Official Website for Me, Burger Cat

Hi my name is Burgernugget Nuggetburger and I am small and beautiful. I like to jump and be tall and really enjoy when something goes smash or crash. Splash is also a favorite of mine. You are here to learn about me and I will tell you now that I am lovely rockstar kitty cat who you will like very much.

Burger the cat lounging on a brown wooden coffee table in a living room, surrounded by a blue sofa and a media center. She is glowing as she basks in the sunlight, which makes her black fur look brown and highlighted with white. Her green eyes are nearly squinted shut, like she has been sleeping, and one of her black ears also appears pink from the light. She is mostly black with long white whiskers, a vertical stripe and splotch of white on the left side of her mouth, a white cravat and white stripe down her belly, and white socks on each of her feet. She is stretching her rear legs toward the camera so that all of the pink toes on her white foot are spread and visible. She looks very sleepy and comfortable. — My beans are pink, my nickname is Squink and I'm CUTE!!

Facts about me Burger

Burger lounging on a mustard-colored cat bed, looking impossibly snug. The right side of her head is smushed into the bed, though the left side is lifted so that her long white whiskers are visible. The pupils of her big green eyes are large, like she might want to engage with the camera or something nearby and she is not quite ready for sleep. Her front feet are tucked under her and are not visible, but her white back paws are curled around so some of her pink toes can be seen. — Do you see my devil horns? I grew them myself which was very rockstar cool of me.

Well as you might guess I am a girl with a lot of things to say which is why I have this webs site for me. Usually I contribute to the conversation by sharing my important views like "weet-woo" or "ow-ow." Whenever possible I will communicate these important views from the tallest place in the room so everyone can see and hear me and know that I am tall. No one will want to miss this important information. I also like to say purr-purr-purr and that is a hit with everybody, especially when I arch my back and do my little steps so everyone can see how excellent cute I am.

Speaking of swhich another Burger fact about Burger is that I am cute. I am always dressed for success in my beautiful wonderful super soft tuxedo and I have never looked bad a day in my life. I have devil horns on account of my being very evil which I will prove to you by trapping you on the sofa for several hours while I nap in your lap. Oh you had lot of stuffs to do? BORING!! Burger time. Thanks

If you care to find me I will be at my house as outside is scary and the likelihood of me getting carried off by a bird is, according to the national weather service, 100%. Inside my house it's a crapshoot as to where I will be. I know all the good hiding spots such as inside of couch, behind bookshelf, and deep in my hot tub. But it is fun for me to be seen, so probably I will be kicking somebody out of the wall hammock so that I can sit there and be looked at and admired by you while I take my fiveteen naps this day.

The only thing I do not like about me is that I am very small. I was supposed to get bigger I think but I did not. I weigh 7 pounds and I don't know what that means but I know it means I can get lifted up and carried like a baby doll far too easily, even though I like that. I think I was supposed to be more around the size of The Dog. I don't know what happened but if you find out please let me know asap so I can grow more.

My Stats

Name: Burgernugget Nuggetburger
Age: 3
Size: Ittybitty
Coat: Tuxedo
Occupation: Ice maker observer
Major: Canine Studies
Greatest Strength: Fighting
Greatest Weakness: Anxiety (pee my pants)
Favorite Things:
- Toy: Jingus
- Activity: Make Loud Noise
- Snack: Special morning treat (Prozac®)

The blessed Jingus Stick is my favorite toy. The bell vexes and delights me and the worm is a fun addition to the puzzle.

Hm. Me

Burger standing outside on our dirty screened-in porch that I needed to sweep out and didn't. The camera is aimed down at her and she is looking up into it, her green eyes bright and intent. Her little body is stretched out long as she reaches up on the wall toward the camera, but her tail is puffy from the cold and fear of being outside. She is standing in a pile of leaves and looks very happy to be there. — I am easily scared but I like it!! Here was a time I went *outside.* My tail looks big.

Burger sitting in a gray circular cat bed, rimmed with white fluff. Only her black head with its half-white nose stripe is sticking out of the bed, and she looks very sleepy as she stares in the direction of an unopened can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Next to her are boxes of Zero Sugar Vernor's ginger ale and Cherry Coke Zero, because I know how to stage a photograph. — Relaxing in my hot tub with a nice bevritch.

Burger sitting on top of a wooden grandfather clock. She is very close to the ceiling, only inches away from the crown moulding, and she could easily reach up and touch it (and often does). Her ears are angled to the sides and her eyes are closed, making it look like she has no eyes at all in her mostly-black head, and her white nose stripe and half-white mouth is very prominent. She's sitting hunched in a weird way where she looks like a series of lumps and her legs are mostly tucked under her, with just the toes of her white front paws visible. — In one of my favorite places: Tall Girl Island.

My friends and familys

There are several beasts and people who live in my house. I like living here and I like my people muchly. But people are boring to talk about. They just do thing like go to work, watch the birds-and-squirrels portal, complain, eat food and not share. So I will tell you about the beasts instead.

Soda Pop Oakley

The Dog and I are best friends and she loves me just as much as I love her. She likes it when I swat her tail or poke her back with my adorable little paws while she is sleeping. The Dog shows her love by putting my entire head in her mouth and holding it there. This is a sign of affection I know it.

Oakley is a black labrador and blue heeler mix, making her look mostly like a lab, but with a skinny face and half-raised ears that flop over somewhat. She is all black except for a few blue patches on her belly and blue tips on her toes. She is lying on my ugly, awful carpet in front of a brown couch with a soft pink blanket hanging off of it, and she is almost sitting on the sad remnants of what was once a raccoon toy. Her head is resting on her right front paw, her left one extended in front of her, and she is looking up at the camera with almost sorrowful brown eyes that are rimmed with red. Somehow, despite having a good life, she always manages to look so very sad. — The Dog is an accomplished frowner.

Kississippi Potato

There is another dog in my house too. She is fine. Sometimes she squish me and that is unhappy behavior.

Kissy is a perfect, fluffy, white Samoyed, with little pointy ears and fur for days. She's looking quite snug on a gray sofa, partially lounging on a Toronto Maple Leafs blanket. Her eyes are closed and her tongue is sticking out, making a very cute dog look very, very stupid. — I don't know.

Stud Muffin

My other best friend is Muffin who is also my father. He doesn't think he's my father because he isn't and he also doesn't think he is my best friend, but that is because he does not think. Which is fine for me. It makes him easy to manipalate to my whims.

I don't even know how to begin to describe this picture. Muffin is a big brown tabby cat that is also half-Selkirk Rex. This makes him look mostly like a tabby, but with an oddly-shaped face, enormous eyes, knobbly paws, curly whiskers, and a curly white cravat. The curls make his whiskers brittle, so they are short and stubby, swooped back toward his face and very unhelpful. The photo was taken with a strange zoom effect that makes Muffin's enormous head look even bigger. He has a mostly brown-striped head with little tufts on his ears, tan eyeshadow, thick dark eyeliner, massive white marshmallows (his cheeks), a brown chin, and orange nose. His huge green eyes are squinted mostly shut, and the camera has focused on his nose and mouth, making him look oddly-proportioned. He does not look good in general and he somehow looks much, much worse here, but we love him anyway. — I always look cute but I look extremely excellent cute next to my father.

Pumpkin Bryce Latte

Pumpkin lives here too but we don't talk.

As a fun fact exclusive to those of you using screen readers or reading alt text for fun, Pumpkin is Muffin's biological mother and is a purebred Selkirk Rex. Unfortunately, this picture was taken when she was having some grooming issues, and her fur looks absolutely atrocious. She has curly fur that is mottled brown and tan, with a white cravat and socks and a few white patches at the bottom of her face. Her eyes are very big and very orange, hence the name. She is sitting on a gray blanket in my bedroom and you can see the unfinished grilled cheese painting in the background that has sat unfinished for over a year and shames me daily. This might be the worst picture of her ever. She was caught in mid-yawn and looks more like some matter of actively drowning rat than a cat. Her curly fur is a wreck, sticking out everywhere; her ears are flat back and look like rodent ears; her mouth is wide open, revealing her pink tongue and pretty much all of her teeth; she's squinting and appears to be in great distress. But she is fine. She is simply like that. — What is there to say really.

Bonny Baloney

And of course there is also Bonny, which is a shame. But it was nice of her to give me a place on her webbed site to talk about me Burger. And she is good to wrestle because she is very bad at it.

Bonny is a tan tabby who is short-haired and goofy-looking. She is sitting on a cat tree in my roommate's office, up near the ceiling, and the top of a cabinet is visible in the background. Her white-socked paw is resting on the edge of the cat tree and she has her claws out for no reason, which is typically Baloney behavior. Her white cravat is somewhat distorted, as is her usually bizarrely endearing face, for she was mid-yawn in this picture. Her mouth is extremely open and her tongue looks twelve miles long, her two upper canines on display. Her nose and face are scrunched up, and she looks like she is yelling or like she maybe just ate something disgusting. I did not think a cat could furrow its brow until I saw this picture, but Baloney proved me wrong. You can partially make out her green eyes, but they're almost squinted shut with her yawn, and her ears are angled to the sides. All in all, it is not her best look. — Nald and I are friends and sisters but I would prefer you don't tell her that.

Why am called Burger?

I was named for a very famous video that is excellent cool. Here watch it and like it.

video from @frogecchi

Some of my aliases...

A picture of Burger the tuxedo cat, sitting on someone's leg. She is posed like a 1940s glamour shot, with her head angled to the right and her right arm draped over the leg of the person she's sitting on. She has long white whiskers, large green eyes, black fur with a white cravat and white paw, and a half-black, half-white nose split down the middle by a stripe. — The name is Burger. Burgernugget Nuggetburger. I think this is a good picture of me and I look like a spy who wears a big coat.

I have lots of spy names because I'm very sneakey. I'm only telling you because you scratched my butt earlier and I thought that was rockstar of you. So we are friends now and you legally have to tell me your spy names, too. But mine are better thanks.

Burger
B-Nugz
Bergamot
Boogie
Boogs
Booguss
Boogie Bogs
Boogs Boggsley
Bogg
Boggs
Booger
Bugbear
Buggy
Oogie Boogie
Squink
Squink Jr.
Apple
Li'l Miss Snack-Pat

Times I have Been Sneakey

I am very good at being a slippery thing but these are some times I am proud of.

Burger the cat standing on a hardwood staircase inside a house. She is partially obscured by a hand holding a small, thin tube of lip tint; she is eyeing the tube with curiosity, as though she would like it back as soon as possible. — I stole this fair and square.

Burger the cat in a kitchen cabinet above a countertop. One cabinet door is open and Burger is poking her head out from behind the closed door. She is standing in front of various plates and bowls and is looking directly at the camera in a way that implies she knows she shouldn't be there. — Oh was I touching the clean plates and bowls? Hmm interesting story but does not sound like Burger's probelem.

Burger on a kitchen countertop. She is tucked inside a stack of paper grocery bags that have been pushed to the back of the countertop, stored underneath a wooden cabinet and behind a black countertop ice maker. The only parts of her that are visible are her head and one paw. She is looking at the camera in a way that also allows her to directly observe the ice maker. — In a hiding place to do spying on the ice maker. I think more cubes are coming soon.

Okay Bye.

It has been nice knowing you. Maybe you can come to my house sometime and give me a pat while I eat my favorite crunchy food. I would probably not like that as I am a little bit scared of strangers but who knows, it could be fine. You are welcome for reading about me Burger today.

Burger the cat sitting in the middle of a patch of the ugliest, cheapest carpet my landlord could possibly find for our basement. She is looking up and her mouth is ever-so-slightly open, just enough to see a hint of her pink tongue so that it looks like she is talking. — Please leave at your earliest convenients.